Somehow, Monday has returned.

Wait, have I made that joke before? That’s the problem with Mondays — they don’t have you performing at your best. This is why I’m so sad to report that today is once again Monday. I know I know, I can’t quite believe it either.

If only science could stop working on all of those robots and cars and robot cars and focus on defeating our greatest evil, Monday.

While I try to get ahold of a top scientist in the anti-Monday field, it’s time for — The Queue!