I guess something good happened for some combination of eagles and/or owls? I don’t pretend to understand what’s going on, all I know is that Seal was a literal seal and sang about Mountain Dew. I have no strong feelings about this other than wondering what took us as a society this long to make that happen.

While I suggest some subsequent stuff Senor Seal seal should sell us (seashores?), it’s time for — The Queue!